Reality Bites: Goodbye petition for Diyar Leader

Friends, we are sending petition to say “Ok ta-ta bye bye horn please” to Diyar Leader. Arrey, for so long we are wishing and wishing, but he is simply not going. Someone is thinking maybe he purposely put Fevicol on his golden chair, so we must pull and chant “Zor lagake hayeesha”. And someone else is saying, let him take that @#₹&*!!! chair and go away! Golden chair can be bye bye present from grateful nashun, no?

No one is understanding why Diyar Leader is still here like house guest who is overstaying his welcome and eating our heads by demanding special food like drumstick parathas and Himalayan or Taiwanese mushrooms that cost about 10,000 to 30,000 rupees per kg! Now they are costing even more because diesel, petrol and LPG prices are going up also every day because Diyar Leader is wanting to build more roads, more parliament buildings and more houses for himself in the nashun.

What all he wants from us? Arrey, he wanted temple, he got temple. He wanted shosha aeroplanes, he got shosha aeroplanes. He wanted cirkit stadium, he got cirkit stadium. He wanted group foto with fillum stars, he got group fotos with fillum stars. What more is he wanting—Taj Mahal? Keys to our bank lockers? First born male child in every family? Better for nashun if he spends rest of life in ashrams with Gurujis and learns from them that it’s better to give (to Gurujis only!) than to receive.

You please tell me, how nashun can have a Diyar Leader who is losing memory so badly? He had losted it from beginning only. He forgot who is nashun’s enemy and went to Pakistan to eat birthday cake with Nawaz Sharif. Our nashun is not having own birthday cakes, or what?

Then he invited spy agency ISI to examine Pathankot air base! Why for he did this? He even forgot to show famous “Lal Ankh” to China in 2020 when Xi did bad things to us and said our land is his land! Mind it, signs of poor memory were all there but media is closing its eyes in Bhakti, singing like Meerabai, and not seeing truth.

Last year only Diyar Leader forgot how many people are in nashun, and ordered vaccines for three-four housing societies only! When hospitals are house-full and people cannot breathe, he is forgetting to order oxygen, and then forgetting that he forgotted to order oxygen. He even ordered his garment’s lawyer to tell to court that there is no oxygen shortage, bas!

So many eggjamples I can tell to you, baba. When he is meeting foreign leaders he is proudly telling that he is fighting terrorism, but he has forgotten that he has alleged terrorist Ms Pragya in his own garment, or what? And when Ms Pragya told to us that Godse (bad man who killed Father of Nashun) is true patriot, Diyar Leader is saying “Very bad, very bad, tut” but he is forgetting to punish her only!

Day-day-day before yesterday Diyar Leader went to Uttar Pradesh and made nashun laugh and cry at exact same time. He said Adityanath was good chief minister who handled Covid bestest in entire nashun. Diyar Leader forgotted about bodies floating down the holy Ganga and other bodies buried in its sandbanks, or what? He also told that Adityanath is very good at law and order, specially crimes against ladies log. Hai Rabba! How he cannot remember what happened to ladies log in Hathras and Unnao, you tell me?

I am fully knowing that all sedition-wallas and anti-nashunals who read this will shout at me and say he is not having poor memory, he is just a born liar. They are wrong, and I’m giving excellent eggjample here: We are all knowing that Diyar Leader is vain like peacock, correct? Then why he is forgetting to brush his hair when he preened like peacock with new cabinet ministers? Maybe he is forgetting to brush his teeth also, but nashun will only find out when he eats ice cream with Olympic champions and screams “Owwww” like model in Sensodyne toothpaste advertisement!

Time has come for forgetful Diyar Leader to retire and play musical chairs with members of Margdarshak Mandal. So much fun he will have stealing Advani’s chair again and again!

(Any resemblance with real events or people is a coincidence)